It Was All Started By a Mouse

experiment-six-two-six:

I think you’re pretty hot

but you’ll be burning more

if you don’t choose me

over the pyres on the floor.

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Will you be my Valentine?

I think we both know why.

I nearly died the other day,

because you caught my eye.

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It’s okay babe,

I don’t bite

unless you like that, 

in which case, I might.

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I pillage and plunder,

and disturb the sea,

but no matter what happens

you’re worthy of me.

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I admit that in the past I’ve been a nasty.

They say a girl who gossips is a bore.

If that’s the case I would’ve left you waiting,

But you have got a certain something more.

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As you have probably seen,

we’re both a little mad.

I’m happy that we’re off our rockers.

It truly makes me glad.

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You blew up my city,

my walls, and a Hun

but you kicked ass with style

and I love you a ton.